Happy April Fools Day! For many of us right now, I'm sure we're feeling a deficit of good given the current circumstances. Since it's April Fools Day, I wanted to just do a fun, mindlessly silly post purely for comedy reasons that should hopefully bring a smile to some people's faces. There have admittedly been a lot of ridiculous joke comments on the site over the years, likely from bored kids with nothing else to do. While most of them are not very funny, there have been a few that have given me a chuckle. Typically, I never respond to any joke comments, but now, I'm going to highlight my five favorite joke comments that have been posted on the site. Since I'd never usually give attention to spammers, I'd like to explain my thoughts on doing this. Most of these are incredibly old (the most recent one being last September, but some dating back to 2014), and I'm assuming that these were just bored kids passing by. It is very unlikely that any of the five people who wrote these comments are still around to read this post, so I don't think it's going to encourage their behavior. I'm also not trying to publicize spam, or say that I think all attempts of spamming is funny. 99% of the spam comments I've seen on here (or anywhere else on the Internet) are just annoying, unnecessary and rude. But, every once in a while, I'll read an amusing one that's so mindlessly random or silly that it's actually funny. I'm not trying to encourage or glamorize any sort of spamming, and if you do spam on this site, you will be banned and your IP address will be blocked. Trust me, I've received plenty of stupid ones like "da mafia comin' to arrest ya!" or "y'all are idiots for hangin' out on this dumb site" (actual comments I received a long time ago) that are simply a waste of the commenter's time, and none of those are included. These were just five silly ones that I wanted to share in a time where many people could use some comedy. Without further ado, here are the top 5: #5 What? She's not? The first joke comment I ever received, and while it may not be the funniest, it amuses me thinking that this person genuinely thought that the idea of someone's mother not helping them would scare people lol. #4 I have no idea what was going through that person's head at the time, but whatever it was sounds quite lively haha. #3 I blanked out this name as it was somewhat distasteful and could offend some people. The comment, however, is hilarious! I love how the very gangsta-ish language and then the random use of the word "establishment" lol. I checked out "myhomies.com" out of curiousity to what it was, and apparently it's a rehab center's official website? Clearly the person posting it didn't actually look at what the link they were posting was, and just wanted to be cool haha. #2 I actually don't think I deleted these comments as they were so amusing. It's obviously not Don Knotts and probably was just some bored kid, but imagining Don Knotts waiting in his house for 47 years to find out what people really thought of his performance in Scooby-Doo just amused me. I love that he followed up three days later too. That's some serious dedication haha! #1 I think I've mentioned this one before as it's so out of left field, but I don't think I've ever shared the full version. This isn't a comment, but rather an interesting email that I couldn't help but open immediately after I saw who it was from lol. I received an email in 2015 from someone claiming to be famous rapper P. Diddy, asking me to join him on an insurance venture. Five years after receiving it, here's the full email (note: some minor explicit content): And before you ask, I did not respond before "da end of da week," so presumably, Snoop Dogg did indeed receive that call lol.
I hope you all enjoyed this post, and hopefully it made you smile at least a little bit! Happy April Fools Day to you all!
12 Comments
4/1/2020 11:17:30 am
Damn, P. Diddy, Kayne West, AND Jay-Z emailed you?! You must be famous! Also, I thought his name was Snoop Lion now?
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4/1/2020 01:01:29 pm
He didn't respond to the email by "da end of da week" so they took Snoop's new name away from him.
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IkeDaKil
4/1/2020 01:19:44 pm
The funniest part is when u realize these people took the time to sit down and write all these sentences.
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4/1/2020 02:46:48 pm
Indeed lol. It's just a waste of their own time, even if a couple of them were pretty funny haha.
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Don Knotts
4/1/2020 05:29:32 pm
Hi, today I googled my name, DON KNOTTS, only to find out you thought it wasn't really me. I've been wondering for 7 months why no one responded me. Huh. You guys. Go figure.
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4/1/2020 06:43:49 pm
This day would Knott have been complete without your comment! Thanks Don for chiming in, I’m really sorry I did Knott believe you before.
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Samuel Kirkwood
4/2/2020 12:08:51 pm
Someone call the Ghostbusters. Either that or Disney been working on a new Frankenstein re-make.
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Matt The Pirate
4/1/2020 06:44:01 pm
Great post and apropos for April Fools. Nice job.
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Samuel Kirkwood
4/2/2020 12:10:33 pm
4. Definitely high.
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